Brooklyn1 wrote:
> Boarding a plane in Israel:
>
> What a simple and brilliant idea! I particularly like the
> 'spare' seat announcement!! It's hard to beat Israeli technology.
>
> TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport
> security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with
> full-body scanners.
>
> It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but
> will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
>
> Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of
> this crap about racial profiling.
>
> It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
>
> You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
> Shortly thereafter, an announcement:
>
> “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce
> a seat is available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"
>
> BRILLIANT!
>

I LOVE IT!

Gonna need a real robust splatter screen and wet cleanup though...