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On 2/22/2016 11:35 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Mon, 22 Feb 2016 16:21:01 -0000, Janet wrote:
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>> We have held a collection on rfc and purchased this gift for your
>> new life together, a symbol of the joys to come.
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/j77nlf9

>
> His and Her chastity devices would be more appropriate.
>
> -sw
>


As a PROUD and un-indicted (so far) woman-stalker, I know!!!!

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Sorry I don't fit either of your Ideal Psycho Pal Profiles.

-sw
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I'd prefer you use a sniper rifle on me from a few hundred yards away.
There you go - a reason for you to buy yet another gun and ammo.

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