"Julia Altshuler" > wrote in message
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> Kswck wrote:
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>>>
>>>1 Elephant, Medium Size
>>>2 Rabbits (Optional)
>>>Salt & Pepper to taste
>>>Brown Gravy
>>>Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces. This should take about two
>>>months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over a hot fire for about
>>>four days. This will serve 3800 people. If more are expected, two
>>>rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as some people do
>>>not like to find a hare in their stew. thanks to dave for that menu.
>>
>> Hmmm. Needs a ton or two of onions and carrots.
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> Personally, I was appalled to see no yams or fennel in an elephant stew
> recipe. Also, bouquet garni wrapped in a commercial fishing net.
>
> --Lia
>
And ladled into the pot with a fork lift.