"Thomas" > wrote in
:

> Uh...after reading your post, have you considered sneaking away
> from the pets and snagging a nice juicy cheeseburger? From your
> description of your alternatives it might do you some good...you
> know...just go out and eat what tastes good!?

I can't eat beef, so hamburgers are out.

> I mean you can try the Julia Child method of "all things in
> moderation" theory and leave the (blecht!) tofu mayo alone.
> Maybe it's just me but that sounds disgusting.

Yeah, it is just you. Besides, *you* should tru tofu mayonnaise in
moderation...:-)

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