On 5/16/2016 8:07 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> On Mon, 16 May 2016 18:09:11 -0600, Orographic > wrote:
>
>> On 5/16/2016 5:01 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>> On Mon, 16 May 2016 16:20:30 -0600, Orographic > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 5/16/2016 3:10 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>>> Orographic wrote:
>>>>>> Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>>> Sumguy says
>>>>>>> For mincing I use a press.
>>>>>>> What's a "press"?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.amazon.com/OXO-SteeL-Garl.../dp/B0000CDVD7
>>>>>
>>>>> I know what's a garlic press, I've never seen an onion press.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> OK, how about:
>>>>
>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fCaTMdcfC0
>>>>
>>>> I think Ronco used to make something very similar.
>>>
>>> A silly chopping gadget that doesn't allow control of bit size, just a
>>> POS to clean and store. If you need to press onions simply drive your
>>> redneck duely pick up over them, by the sackful.
>>>
>>
>> I don't have a dually...
>>
>> :-(
>
> Well, lay a few sacks of unions under a sheet of 3/4" plywood and
> drive your Yugo over it. Or you could fine slice onions with your
> dueling deliverence banjo strings.
>
I don't have a Yugo, and plywood is valuable here.

I will squish them with my cheese grater, which never fails to produce
perfect results.