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Checkmate, DoW #1

In article >,
says...

>
> On 6/3/2016 4:45 PM, a very large girl named Jill wrote:
> > There's a place on Lady's Island (which is where my grocery stores and
> > other main shops are located) that calls itself a Meat Market. I'm on
> > their mailing list. And it's true, it *is* a butcher shop. They do
> > sell custom cut meats. It's owned by a husband/wife team. Therein lies
> > the problem.
> >
> > She fancies herself a cook. She is always pushing her pre-prepared (aka
> > home cooked) meals. I get an email every couple of weeks. How do these
> > selections sound to you?
> >
> > "From the prepared meals department we have turkey and spinach stuffing
> > casserole, Gruyere chicken and pasta bake, lasagna, corned beef, cabbage
> > and mashed potatoes and tomato, sausage and cheddar bread pudding
> > casserole."
> >
> > John and I tried her lasagna once. We made the mistake of letting her
> > husband who was at the register talk us into buying it. Got it home,
> > heated it up. It was utterly bland and tasteless. Afraid to use herbs
> > and spices, lady?
> >
> > They do have a freezer case with some unusual items. When I first moved
> > here I bought two packages of "shrimp dawgs" (pork & shrimp sausages,
> > lightly spicy - delicious!). I was dressed in my normal summer attire,
> > shorts & a tank top. When I went to check out she took one look at me
> > and said, "You DO know those will cost $20, don't you?" OMG, woman! Way
> > to go insulting a customer!
> >
> > Jill
>
>
> Jill, where did you find those "shorts & tank top" made from circus tent
> material and large enough to tent Staten Island?
> Do tell.............

She must have looked pretty low-class and slutty... probably barefoot
too, like a gutter pig.

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