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Default OT - Sheets again

Janet wrote:
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> In article >, gravesend10
> @verizon.net says...
> >
> > Cheryl wrote:
> > >
> > >I remember when I worked in the office and I couldn't
> > >WAIT to get home and take that wretched thing off. Exactly as you said,
> > >without even having to remove my shirt. Ahhh... The relief was nearly
> > >orgasmic.

> >
> > You had no man in your life...

>
> If she had, she surely vwould not have forgotten what an orgasm feels
> like


Not in my married life. Pre-wife loved sex. Once I put that ring on her
finger, it all went to hell. By the end, I was getting "feel sorry for
you sex" maybe once a month. I did much better after the divorce and
required crying time. :-D

Speaking of sex, here's a good Donald Trump joke. About 6 months ago,
Comedy Channel had a Donald Trump roast and one of the jokes about him
really made me laugh.

Went something like this:

Donald Trump is so stuck on himself, when he's banging some beautiful
super model, he closes his eyes and imagines that he's jerking off.
LOL