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Default OT - Sheets again

On Sat, 02 Jul 2016 10:15:50 -0400, Gary > wrote:

>Janet wrote:
>>
>> In article >, gravesend10
>> @verizon.net says...
>> >
>> > Cheryl wrote:
>> > >
>> > >I remember when I worked in the office and I couldn't
>> > >WAIT to get home and take that wretched thing off. Exactly as you said,
>> > >without even having to remove my shirt. Ahhh... The relief was nearly
>> > >orgasmic.
>> >
>> > You had no man in your life...

>>
>> If she had, she surely vwould not have forgotten what an orgasm feels
>> like

>
>Not in my married life. Pre-wife loved sex. Once I put that ring on her
>finger, it all went to hell. By the end, I was getting "feel sorry for
>you sex" maybe once a month. I did much better after the divorce and
>required crying time. :-D
>
>Speaking of sex, here's a good Donald Trump joke. About 6 months ago,
>Comedy Channel had a Donald Trump roast and one of the jokes about him
>really made me laugh.
>
>Went something like this:
>
>Donald Trump is so stuck on himself, when he's banging some beautiful
>super model, he closes his eyes and imagines that he's jerking off.
>LOL



Lol that's funny!