On 7/4/2016 5:26 AM, Mr. Smartypants DoW #4, Supreme ****head wrote:
> On Monday, July 4, 2016 at 6:21:06 AM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>> On 7/3/2016 3:59 PM, Julie Bove wrote:
>>> I screwed up and kept buying large slicing tomatoes. Now I have too
>>> many. What would you do with them?
>>>
>>> I remember making a recipe from The Two Fat Ladies for stuffed tomatoes
>>> done in the oven. I used smaller tomatoes. I had red, orange and yellow
>>> ones. Can't remember now what I stuffed them with. I do remember that
>>> nobody really liked them but me. Odd thing is that my Italian and not
>>> particularly picky eater doesn't really care for tomatoes, raw or
>>> cooked. Angela has only recently started eating them. Or I should say
>>> eating them and liking them. Tomatoes seem to be like peas. People
>>> either love them or hate them!
>>
>>
>> Wot does the kitchen smell like when you and Angela spread yer legs in
>> there?
>> Is it reminiscent of a Turkish Cheese Factory or an Outhouse in Nam?
>> Please be explicit and use adjectives to 'color' yer nouns.
>
> Holy ****, Kernel! Please don't get that cow going on and on about her mimsy.
>
I'm picturing Julie in a pair of short shorts. She's 'perched' on a bar
stool in he kitchen. Her legs slowly spread open, revealing a small
cleavage up along her inner thigh towards the Promised Land. The odour
of stinky butt cheese hangs like a thick pall in the room.