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Checkmate, DoW #1[_2_]

In article >, says...

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> "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote in message
> ...
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> On 8/4/2016 9:53 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> > In article >,
> > says...
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> >
> >>
> >> Hillary said she plans to raise taxes on the Middle Class.
> >>
> >> Newsflash for Hillary "Carpet Muncher" Clinton: The middle class
> >> comprises less than 2% of America in 2016. This fact alone tells me you
> >> are fulla shit, ya dumb bitch.
> >
> > Swear to allah, I had a dream about Chelsea Clinton and some other girl
> > last night. Chelsea was sucking my face, and then I asked her a buncha
> > stuff about what it's like to live with mommy and daddy's political
> > bullshit 24/7. Then she wanted me to come over the next day, but I was
> > going to be with the other girl, and I was trying to figure out what I
> > was going to tell her. Then the phone rang and woke me up... saved by
> > the bell!
> >
>
> Chelsea's kinda hawt now, but I know wot she'll look like in 30 years
> and it ain't pretty.
>
> Hawt?! Omigawd, Kernel. She looks like Webb Hubbel now and she'll look like
> him 30 years from now.

I haven't seen her lately, but she sure had a bangin' body.

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