In article >, says...
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> On Sun, 7 Aug 2016 16:07:22 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
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> >On 8/7/2016 2:52 PM, Je?us wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> Why would the kids phone be in the locker, or the store phone stuck in
> >> the office?
> >
> >That is the rules stated earlier. Eliminates distractions, I'm sure.
> >Most stores don't have phones at the register.
> >>
> >>> Carefully think about the logistics and see if it
> >>> is 20 seconds and who the asshole may be.
> >>
> >> Go **** yourself.
> >>
> >
> >Classy retort.
>
> I thought you'd like it. Go **** yourself again.

If anyone still wondered why this man lives in isolation...