Bruce wrote:
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> In article >, says...
> >
> > Ophelia wrote:
> > >
> > > The only floor I really have to touch is after cooking. I always sweep it
> > > because I am quite messy
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> >
> > I should probably sweep and wash my kitchen floor. It's been a couple of
> > months now. 
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>
The funniest part of all this is that I'm sure you though I was just
kidding around. I was serious though. I'm a bachelor non-house-cleaning
pig. Last time I did my kitchen floor was mid-June right before
houseguests came.