"jmcquown" > wrote in message
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> On 8/9/2016 7:01 PM, Julie Bove wrote:
>> Cutting a melon is nothing like that. My husband can eat melons faster
>> than I can cut them up and he has no patience whatever. For that reason,
>> I haven't bought any melons this season.
>
> Tell him to cut his own damn melons. Is he truly as helpless as you
> describe?

I don't even want to imagine the mess he would leave me if he did do this.