On Wed, 10 Aug 2016, Dave Smith wrote:

> On 2016-08-10 1:41 PM, jmcquown wrote:
>> On 8/9/2016 7:01 PM, Julie Bove wrote:
>>> Cutting a melon is nothing like that. My husband can eat melons faster
>>> than I can cut them up and he has no patience whatever. For that reason,
>>> I haven't bought any melons this season.
>>
>> Tell him to cut his own damn melons. Is he truly as helpless as you
>> describe?
>>
> Maybe the questions is how slowly she cuts and how much he eats. I cannot
> imagine someone being able to scarf down a piece of melon faster than it
> takes to make a cut. Based on good she his at piling up the bullshit, I would
> expect her to be fast enough with a knife.

Unless she's cubing it up for him, how hard is it to cut a slice or two of
a melon?