Brooklyn1 wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> Roy > wrote:
>
> > For those with difficult husbands:
> >
> > A Woman's Poem
> >
> > He didn't like the casserole
> > And he didn't like my cake.
> > He said my biscuits were too hard...
> > Not like his mother used to make.
> >
> > I didn't perk the coffee right
> > He didn't like the stew,
> > I didn't mend his socks
> > The way his mother used to do.
> >
> > I pondered for an answer,
> > I was looking for a clue.
> >
> > Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him
> > Like his mother used to do.
>
> A womem needn't cook a lick in the kitchen if she can cook and lick in
> the bedroom. I get tired of hearing the self proclaimed experts claim
> that most marriages fail over lack of money... that's udder BS... most
> marriages fail over lack of sex.

Sheldon, you are an idiot. It's obvious you think only with your dick
which is why you are alone now.

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