On Wed, 14 Sep 2016 15:27:20 -0400, Brooklyn1
> wrote:

>Kootchi will contract Lychee Nut Disease, his tiny cojones will dry,
>shrivel to the size of currants, and fall off.
>Fresh lychee fruit is delightful, I wish they would grow he
>http://foodfacts.mercola.com/lychee.html

I was never that fussed on lychees, we had them (and just about every
other tropical fruit) on our farm south of Darwin when I was a kid. I
personally prefer rambutans. You should appreciate those Sheldon,
because they look like hairy red testicles.