On Tuesday, September 27, 2016 at 7:18:50 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> Canned "pumpkin," that is.
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> "I Just Found Out Canned Pumpkin Isnt Pumpkin At All, And My Whole Life is Basically a Lie"
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> By Emma Crist.
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> http://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrin...id=mailsignout

If I were president, anything that was previously called "squash" would be called "pumpkin." "Squash" would only be a verb or a dopey game played with a hollow rubber ball. Problem solved. Now go eat your pumpkin pie.