On Thu, 29 Sep 2016 07:11:44 +1000, Bruce >
wrote:
>In article >, says...
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>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2016 10:37:59 +1000, Bruce >
>> wrote:
>>
>> >In article >, says...
>> >>
>> >> On Wed, 28 Sep 2016 08:53:48 +1000, Bruce >
>> >> wrote:
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>> >> >Let's also put anti-depressants in drinking water then.
>> >>
>> >> We already inadvertently do, along with other things such as
>> >> antibiotics, contraceptives, hormones...
>> >
>> >I read that the drinking water of London has already gone through a
>> >human body 20 times or so, leaving residue behind.
>>
>> Just think, all Londoners have drank some Winston Churchill pee.
>
>Which was 50% martini.
This is an excuse to throw in some classic Churchill (alleged)
quotes... because I love them so much:
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation
with the average voter.
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the
great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
"We can always count on the Americans to do the right thing, after
they have exhausted all the other possibilities."
"Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that
they look forward to the trip."
Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your
coffee."
Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick
themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
"Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of
enthusiasm." (perfect description of Trump!)
"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him
last."
"A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which
I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but
you will still be ugly."