"Jeßus" wrote:

> >> Bruce wrote:
> >> >I read that the drinking water of London has already gone through a
> >> >human body 20 times or so, leaving residue behind.
> >>
> >> Just think, all Londoners have drank some Winston Churchill pee.
> >
> >Which was 50% martini.
>
> This is an excuse to throw in some classic Churchill (alleged)
> quotes... because I love them so much:

Here's one for you. This was #1 on a "Top Ten" list
of old people quotes.

"The dead bird does not leave the nest."
- Winston Churchill, on being advised that his fly was open.


>
> "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation
> with the average voter.
>
> "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the
> great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
>
> "We can always count on the Americans to do the right thing, after
> they have exhausted all the other possibilities."
>
> "Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that
> they look forward to the trip."
>
> Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your
> coffee."
> Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."
>
> "Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick
> themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
>
> "Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of
> enthusiasm." (perfect description of Trump!)
>
> "An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him
> last."
>
> "A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which
> I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but
> you will still be ugly."