"jmcquown" wrote in message news
On 1/3/2017 12:45 PM, Ophelia wrote:
> "jmcquown" wrote in message news >
> On 1/3/2017 4:50 AM, Ophelia wrote:
>> "jmcquown" wrote in message news >> On 1/2/2017 3:13 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>> Women use much more foul language than men, that's why they go powder
>>> their noses together, to describe their date in the foulest terms
>>> imaginable.
>>>
>> Hang out in a lot of women's bathrooms, do you? I, for one, have never
>> needed to go "powder my nose" with another female in order to discuss my
>> date. You talk as if all women are still giddy teenagers.
>>
>> Jill
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>> +1 and I never use foul language either.
>>
> I will use foul language if I get angry enough.
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> Jill
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> Hey whatever you need to do) I must admit to one rude word but it is
> very very rare )
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Well... there was one time several years ago when I came out of a drug
store and found someone had driven into the side of my parked car.
Crumpled in the rear quarter panel and part of the door on the drivers
side. I was so shocked, without thinking I yelled, "WHO THE F*** HIT MY
CAR?!"

This little old lady was walking towards the entrance. She came walking
back saying, "It wasn't ME!" She pointed to a big old car, might have
been a Cadillac, parked a couple of spaces past mine. I'm quite sure it
*was* her. Really, if you didn't do something would you react like
that? A normal reaction would have been, "Oh dear, did someone hit your
car?"

I went back inside and asked if they have outside security cameras.
Nope. The good news is when I called my insurance company they told me
I could get an unwitnessed accident report form from the local Sheriff's
office. When I emailed them the completed form my insurance company
reduced my deductible by half for this incident. That worked out better
financially. But I never should have had to file a claim in the first
place.

Jill
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That's the word ...

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