On Friday, March 24, 2017 at 3:12:58 PM UTC-4, Sheldon wrote:
> Bruce wrote:
> >
> >"Somebody gave me a $10 bag of coffee beans. I'll quickly buy a $20
> >grinder so I can have me some coffee! Am I a lucky ******* or what?"
>
> $10 worth of mediocre coffee beans weighs like 2 pounds tops, not
> enough to make it worth buying a coffee grinder. Where does one buy a
> coffee grinder for $20... the lowest priced coffee grinders cost over
> $100.... can hardly buy a decent peppercorn grinder for $20.
> Anyway since you asked I'd say you're much more of a stupid *******.
> LOL

I know you're going to nitpick over the meaning of the word "grind".
However, here's the cheapest electric blade coffee mill that I found
on Amazon:

<https://www.amazon.com/Ovente-Electric-Grinder-Stainless-CG225W/dp/B0118FH5EY>

A conical burr mill can be had for less than $100. Here's a very inexpensive
one:

<https://www.amazon.com/Accevo-Manual-Coffee-Grinder-Press/dp/B01HVGE308>

Here's a halfway decent electric one:

<https://www.amazon.com/Cuisinart-CBM-18N-Programmable-Conical-Burr/dp/B001NGO28Q>

Obviously, coffee snobs wouldn't settle for any of these.

Cindy Hamilton