On Fri, 03 Sep 2004 13:47:07 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
> wrote:
> My friend, The Widow Geraldine, puts salt AND
> pepper on her cantaloupe.
>
> OK, I used to sprinkle a little salt on watermelon,
> and put a pinch of sugar on tomatoes, but PEPPER?
>
> There oughtta be a law!

The Honorable Member of Minnie Soda should sit down before she further
embarrasses herself, her esteemed colleagues, and any other melons of
the world.

Freshly ground pepper is a mandatory staple for both fresh tomatoes
_and_ cantaloupe!

The "Filibustering 4 Worthy Causes" Ranger