On Wed, 2 Aug 2017 03:45:41 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton
> wrote:

>On Wednesday, August 2, 2017 at 1:11:13 AM UTC-4, Bruce wrote:
>> Y'all can finally stop eating dead pigs:
>>
>> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ion-month.html
>
>Can, but won't. BLTs. The perfect sandwich.

What if your bacon is vegetarian, but undistinguishable from the real
thing?

>My husband is disappointed that it looks as if we won't be able to roast
>a whole pig this year.

Poor fellow.