On Sat, 5 Aug 2017 11:14:41 -0700 (PDT), "
> wrote:

>On Saturday, August 5, 2017 at 12:38:51 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>
>> Many years ago I was given a top o' the line food processor as a
>> wedding gift, try as I might to like it I found it totally useless. I
>> tossed it in the trash.
>>
>>
>Uh-huh.

How many times has he told that story.
You'll notice that "He" was given a wedding present, not "they". That
tells you all you need to know about Sheldon.
Janet US