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Julie Bove[_2_] Julie Bove[_2_] is offline
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"Janet" > wrote in message
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> In article >,
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>> I couldn't find any neanderthals that are still alive -

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> Meet Julie, barely able to function in the modern world.


I'll bet the boys dipped your pigtails in the ink wells a lot in
school...didn't they?
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> Bruce hasn't quite mastered walking upright on his back legs yet.


And yet, we are going to make rice together. Probably coleslaw too. Coleslaw
that isn't soupy!
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> Sheldon is a leftover dinosaur, with a tiny brain at the back end next
> to his dick.


Perhaps he can help us. He can bring the knife.