Dave Smith wrote:
>Taxed and Spent wrote:
>>Dave Smith wrote:
>>>itsjoannotjoann wrote:
>>>>Dave Smith wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> She does get excluded from a lot of events for a couple reasons. One is
>>>>> that she and her husband are quite a bit older. Making a pig of herself
>>>>> is another one. She once dropped in on her step sister, who was
>>>>> expecting company... invited company. Step sister was a very generous
>>>>> hostess who loved to prepare lots of good food when entertaining. BN
>>>>> was invited to stay and then she ate all the food before the guests
>>>>> arrived.
>>>>>
>>>> I would have had to speak up and say "STOP! You're not going to eat
>>>> e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g before the guests arrive." I truly would have
>>>> said that to her.
>>>
>>> Sounds good, but you really should not have to say that to a guest,
>>> especially an uninvited one. I got into enough trouble with her when she
>>> was a teen and especially sensitive. I leave it to her mother to deal
>>> with it. She knows her daughter has a problem. She knows that I have a
>>> problem with her daughter, and she is sympathetic. I simply try to avoid
>>> having anything deal with her.
>>>
>>>>> She is 6 feet tall and probably about 350. About 2 years ago she
>>>>> had to
>>>>> lose 75 pounds to get a hip replacement. She has since gained it all
>>>>> back.
>>>
>>>> Why doesn't she go in for the stomach reducing surgery? How big is
>>>> her husband? Are they both the size of an adult rhinoceros??
>>>
>>> He is about the same size. They met at a big and tall club. His food
>>> intake is more normal than hers.
>>>
>>> Considering how much she eats, I am surprised that she is not a hell of
>>> a lot bigger than she is. It is not her size that is the issue. It is
>>> her obsession with eating. It is a pain in the ass to have to invite her
>>> to family functions and then to have to go to the work and expense to
>>> provide twice as much food for a gathering when one person eats enough
>>> for 6 or more. And it annoying as hell to go onto the kitchen for
>>> something and find her opening a box of crackers of cookies in the
>>> pantry when there is all sorts of food out. Who, in their right mind,
>>> attends a social function in someone's home and sneaks away from the
>>> food service to root around for more food?
>>
>> Surely this is the makings of an episode of Law and Order.
>
>It is more like a pest control reality show. You put out food for guests
>and the vermin sneak into your pantry to steal more.

Seems those two desperately need counseling. they are obviously not
getting laid, both traded the pleasure of sex for the pleasure of
food. I'd bet Dr. Ruth would suggest a divorce, forget love, they
don't even like each other, never did... she obviously prefers
sucking the meat off a chicken leg... and he'd rather lick a gallon of
lemon ice. sad