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jmcquown[_2_]

On 8/23/2017 11:09 AM, Gary wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
>>
>> On 8/22/2017 9:30 PM, wrote:
>>> On Tue, 22 Aug 2017 20:09:34 -0400, Alex > wrote:
>>>
>>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>> On 8/21/2017 8:47 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 21 Aug 2017 18:18:06 -0400, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I chose the bottom round because we like road kill. Couple of night a
>>>>>>> week we have squirrel and possum is a bonus when we find one. Missed a
>>>>>>> great meal tonight though, the neighbor's cat ran really fast when I
>>>>>>> went up the street.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You would have scored more bonus points if you would have said FERAL
>>>>>> cats.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Better luck tomorrow night! Drive without headlights and you'll have
>>>>>> a lot better eatin'
>>>>>>
>>>>>> -sw
>>>>>>
>>>>> A couple of days ago I saw a young family of deer meandering across
>>>>> the street at a nearby intersection. In broad daylight. I should
>>>>> have just hit one of them with my car so I could have brought home
>>>>> fresh young venison *and* filed a claim against my auto insurance! LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> Jill
>>>>
>>>> A deer could kill you in a Hyundai Accent!
>>>
>> Oh, look who's back.. and making fun of my car. Hey, it gets me from
>> point A to point B with very little maintenance or worry.
>>
>> It's a very reliable vehicle, still less than 35,000 original miles on
>> it. I don't go driving around pointlesslly. It gets great gas mileage.
>> Sure, a deer *could* kill me if I hit one. So could a little old lady
>> in a parking lot driving a big-ass Buick.
>
> Luckily, you don't eat burgers in your car while driving. Whew!
> ;-o
>
Just think, I could have been eating venison burgers and texting while
driving my Hyundai Accent near a deer crossing during the solar eclipse!

Jill