On Fri, 08 Sep 2017 07:00:09 -0400, Gary > wrote:

>Bruce wrote:
>>
>> The first time I used a staple gun, I held it the wrong way around and
>> drove a staple into my hand
>
>Oh please. Good try but I refuse to believe you are that stupid.
>Not only that...to hold the handle of a staple gun, your hand is
>no where near the staple end.
>
>failed attempt at faux stupid :-D

For real. It took me hours to get the staple out of my hand. My mother
kept saying to yank it out like you do with a band aid, but I couldn't
do that.