On Friday, September 8, 2017 at 9:00:50 AM UTC-10, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Friday, September 8, 2017 at 2:28:54 PM UTC-4, Sheldon wrote:
> > On Fri, 08 Sep 2017 07:00:09 -0400, Gary > wrote:
> >
> > >Bruce wrote:
> > >>
> > >> The first time I used a staple gun, I held it the wrong way around and
> > >> drove a staple into my hand
> > >
> > >Oh please. Good try but I refuse to believe you are that stupid.
> > >Not only that...to hold the handle of a staple gun, your hand is
> > >no where near the staple end.
> > >
> > >failed attempt at faux stupid :-D
> >
> > He didn't say he drove the staple into the hand holding the staple
> > gun... it's a common occurance for the mechanically challenged to
> > drive a staple into the hand holding that which is being stapled.
> > Left handed roofers have been known to nailgun the hand postioning the
> > shingle to the roof. You don't ever want to go hunting with a
> > lefty... firearms are designed for right handed people, a lefty has to
> > go into danger mode to operate the safety and shells are ejected into
> > the lefty's face.
>
> Not all southpaws hold their gun in the wrong hand. I put the rifle
> into my right shoulder just like my husband does.
>
> Cindy Hamilton

I hold a pool cue lefty. I'm not trying to be different, it's just that nobody told me how to hold the cue properly.