On 9/24/2017 8:15 AM, Gary wrote:
> Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>
>> I do wash my hands at times through the day when
>> it makes sense like after using the toilet...
>
> Here in Virginia, we learned not to **** on our hands. 
>
> (sorry, that was an old joke that I heard long ago)
>
....wish in one hand, s**t in the other?