Blair P. Houghton > wrote in message >.. .
> Katra > wrote:
> >
> >
> >"Blair P. Houghton" wrote:
> >>
> >> Scared Housewife > wrote:
> >> >MY HUSBAND HAS HIS DICK STUCK IN OUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
> >>
> >> Well, shit, woman. Lose 40 lbs and learn to suck cock.
> >>
> >> "Yes, this is bathos."
> >
> >Uh, male turkeys are "Tom's" not "cocks".
>
> I wasn't talking about the turkey.
>
> >Now if he had his dick stuck in a chicken...... ;-D
>
> Then you'd want him to suck hen?
>
> --Blair
> "You lost me, Dr. Phil."

Depends on whether or not he is a cat lover... ;-)

Sorry about changing back to Carnivore, it's just for tonight as the
Grandecom news server is down. :-P

Katra