On Monday, July 2, 2012 at 6:39:31 PM UTC-10, dsi1 wrote:
> On 7/2/2012 6:09 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> > On Mon, 02 Jul 2012 17:35:56 -1000, dsi1 wrote:
> >
> >> On 7/2/2012 3:50 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> >>> On Mon, 02 Jul 2012 12:30:03 -1000, dsi1 wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> My son took me to his favorite Vietnamese hole-in-the-wall restaurant a
> >>>> couple of years ago. I kept hearing little peep-peep noises. It was
> >>>> quite a shock to see a chicken and her chicks walking past the open
> >>>> doorway to the kitchen.
> >>>
> >>> Uh-huh. I'm sure lots of restaurants have poultry walking around in
> >>> the kitchen. Especially one with offspring. Nah - they would never
> >>> get underfoot in a busy kitchen.
> >>>
> >>> It's also illegal in every heath code currently in use in the United
> >>> States and would probably be grounds for immediate closure of the
> >>> restaurant. You cannot slaughter live mammals in a commercial
> >>> kitchen. Nor keep them as "pets" or "mascots". Seems pretty risky to
> >>> stake your livelihood on a $4 chicken.
> >>>
> >>> This is where you jump back in and try and backpeddle with something
> >>> like "I was just kidding...".
> >>
> >> Smart thinking. It's illegal so it couldn't possibly happen. As we all
> >> know, health code violations rarely happen in hole-in-the-walls. That's
> >> what makes you so special. You're so adamant in your disbelief of even
> >> the smallest of things. Yay! :-)
> >
> > I have at eaten at dozens of Vietnamese hole in the walls - and that's
> > well documented over the years. Have seen a bunch of stuff that's not
> > "acceptable" to most people.
> >
> > But not even most stupid restaurant owner is going to risk having some
> > haole send a simple email or snap a picture of live chickens in their
> > restaurant. Let alone a chicken with her chicks. There is no benefit
> > to this at all, only big trouble.
> >
> > And if you've ever spent any time in a commercial or restaurant
> > kitchen you'd know that a 3" chick, no matter how cute, has a life
> > span of about 4 minutes during a lunch or dinner rush. And not
> > because somebody is going to order it.
> >
> > So please try understand when I call you full of shit. And I'm sure
> > I'm not the only skeptic here.
> >
> > -sw
> >
>
> Personally, I thought it was funny as shit when I saw it. It made me
> laugh. Most things in this world I see as funny and highly unlikely.
> It's what makes all this a wonderful life.
>
> You're such a sour, unhappy, person that you probably would have tried
> to have the joint shut down or try to extort money from the owner. You
> cheap, manipulative, netcopping, *******! If you think I care if you
> don't believe me or not, you're delusional and think way too highly of
> yourself.
>
> I love it when you come up with another declaration of "Bullshit!" I'll
> add this to your belief that tablets will never catch on and that I
> can't possibly have an induction oven. Have a nice life loser!*
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> *This means I'm gonna ignore your slimy, nasty, ass. :-)

Blast from the past!