On 10/23/2017 1:10 PM, Bruce wrote:
> On Mon, 23 Oct 2017 15:08:48 -0400, Gary > wrote:
>
>> For the longest time (during the meal) I was just hoping that I
>> was wrong and maybe imagining things. I didn't want to spoil my
>> daughters special birthday meal either. Only at the very end did
>> I realize that I was right and waitress did assume I was some old
>> guy dating a young girl.
>>
>> You or someone here was right though....I should have announced
>> the dad and daughter birthday thing right as we sat down. That's
>> hindsight though. I never imagined that anyone would think the
>> wrong scenario. Oh well.
>>
>> PS - my daughter did miss all that behind the scene nonsense.
>
> Of course she missed it. It happened in your head.

Why are you such an irredeemable asshole, "John"?

>> She DID have a nice steak dinner and that was my only concern.
>
> Oh, stop it. Now I have tears in my eyes.

Crocodiles can really cry?