John Kuthe wrote:
> On Tuesday, October 24, 2017 at 9:05:30 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> On Tuesday, October 24, 2017 at 9:53:02 AM UTC-4, John Kuthe wrote:
> ...
>>> You don't HAVE $113,723 either! I DO!
>> I have quite a bit more than that, but I wouldn't squander it
>> on unnecessarily expensive home improvements.
>> It will have to last me through quite a long retirement, if
>> my grandmother and mother are any indication.
>>
>> Cindy Hamilton
> ROFL!!! What's more valuable than a watertight ROOF over your head?
>
> What are you going to "squander" your $$ on then? You just gonna grow old gray and INFIRM while worshiping your little pile of Mammon?
>
> John Kuthe...
>

Those roofers will be worshiping yours very soon!!!!!

Exclamation points added for moronic emphasis.