Dave Smith wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> On 2017-10-26 6:09 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
> > Julie Bove wrote:
>
> > > No... Eggs make me violently ill. I have had trouble with
> > > dairy. I don't currently. But even if I did, I could find a
> > > way to amend the recipe. Finding an egg sub isn't always so
> > > easy. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
> >
> > Yep those eggs kill more people than peanuts. I remember a guy who
> > got an egg accidentally, and he dropped dead within 10 seconds,
> > while sniffing it, before he took the first bite. When he fell, he
> > morphed into a pile of dust and bones. Scared me about them eggs!
> >
>
> Oh crap. Now that is going to morph into one her life experiences.

Not even remotely funny that you edited her post to be something off
the wall

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