Sheboon arrested for trying to steal a $30 frying pan that she stuffed
inside her already snug yoga pants is now wanted. The purloined pots
handle stuck out from the back of Colemans gray stretchy pants, while
the circular outline of the pan was visible to anyone with sight.

https://tinyurl.com/y7uu773j

Gots'ta go fry some chiggun!