On Fri, 10 Nov 2017 15:30:37 -0800 (PST), wrote:

>On Friday, November 10, 2017 at 7:21:02 AM UTC-5, Ophelia wrote:
>> wrote in message
>> ...
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>> On Thursday, November 9, 2017 at 5:59:10 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
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>> > http://www.target-air.co.uk/ekmps/sh...-targets-176-p[ekm]296x296[ekm].jpg
>> >
>> > Here, eat some brains:
>> >
>> > https://i.ytimg.com/vi/r0vc_5eYx9I/maxresdefault.jpg
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>>
>> You are correct, I didn't use a real gun. I pretend shot the guy. It was a
>> fake gun, no bullets, a starter pistol. I backed the dude up, had him
>> really scared. "Now you're going to die", I said, pulling the trigger and
>> activating the blank gun's loud report. At the sound of it my victim curled
>> up and went down. He clutched his stomach even though I had been aiming at
>> his head. "Are you playing with me?", I boomed, "trying to fool me, are
>> you?" But it was real. I took his pulse, it was not detectable. The guy
>> was temporarily dead. I had indeed shot a man in Reno just to watch him
>> die. But he didn't die. He woke up a short time later. I had scared him
>> "half to death".
>>
>> Another time, (in Reno would you believe) I used the same blank gun as a
>> means of defense against an enraged loonie who had just lost a bundle at the
>> casino in which I sat playing the slot machines. He had his eyes on me.
>> "Outside", he boomed, "let's go, outside", grabbing me and forcing me out
>> the door. No one came to my aid.
>>
>> Once we got outside the guy told me he was ****ed and was going to take it
>> out on me. "Looks like you're today's lottery winner", he said with a sick
>> grin. He advanced towards me with veins bulging in his massive forearms.
>> His fists were up, I knew I had no chance. I drew my fake gun and told him
>> to stop. "Move one more step, just one, and I swear to God I'll blow you
>> apart."
>>
>> He laughed and kept coming. With each step he took I cautioned anew, "One
>> more step, just one, and I'll use this gun on you." Finally he got close
>> enough to grab me. I knew I had to use the gun even though it was fake.
>> Not only was it fake - a blank gun - it wasn't even holding blanks. But
>> when he got really close to me, was about to grab me, I tightened my grip on
>> the fake gun and squeezed the trigger and yelled, "Bang", three straight
>> times really loud. He laughed so loud he fell down. Then I went to town on
>> him with the fake gun's handle. I slammed his head into a pancake and kept
>> hammering it until it was a thin as a half dollar. Then I cut off his
>> flattened head and took it back inside the casino and used it on the half
>> dollar slot machine and won a million dollars as a large crowd of people
>> cheered my victory loudly. I will never forget that day.
>>
>> ==
>>
>> lol you have a brilliant imagination I will give you that) Most
>> entertaining)

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>Thanks. I rip that stuff out fast, no thought - maybe you can tell. I appreciate your comments, big time.

I also enjoyed it.

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