"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
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> On Thu, 28 Dec 2017 19:52:42 -0800, Julie Bove wrote:
>
>> > wrote in message
>> news
>>>
>>> Two cans of creamed condensed soup will put two pounds on each ass
>>> cheek.
>>
>> Good. I need that. My ass is flat.
>
> Sheldon would like to see some pictures of that, or else it doesn't
> exist.

That's the thing. Totally flat I tell you. As if it doesn't exist!