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Hank Rogers

wrote:
>
>> On 1/5/2018 2:49 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> On Fri, 5 Jan 2018 09:31:33 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>
>>>> And that's why I posted the worst recipe I could easily find that
>>>> was a croquette with no eggs, and baked.
>>>
>>> Whew. I was going to say something about that recipe but I thought
>>> maybe you were serious. I was rolling my eyes as soon as I saw the
>>> first ingredient: "Vegan Butter" - which we've known as "margarine"
>>> for the last 75+ years.
>
> I would have guessed vegan butter is K-Y Jelly.
>
> Don't tell me margerine is butter.
>

You are correct penfart. The whole world eats KY sex lube for margarine.
What do you use to lube your gigantic unit when you splatter the
Admirals headboard these days? I surmise it is a synthetic lubricant
like 0-W20 mobile one?

I bet the Honduran ladies get really excited when you pump yoose bilges
matey.