In article >,
dsi1 > wrote:

> Please inform your king of our arrival in about 2 months. No need to make a
> big deal about it. A small, simple, luau for around 500 Hawaiians would be fine.

There's no need to inform him. If you arrive in The People's Republic
of California, you will be given much weed on the shore (first contact
is free) and become too stoned to move after a mile. You will be
embraced, absorbed, your possessions seized, and you will be led to
believe that you won.

[ObFood] I'm using my oven's self-clean feature tonight. Two years
worth of incinerating food doesn't smell too good all at once.
Meh...kinda about food.

leo