On 1/11/2018 12:22 AM, Leonard Blaisdell wrote:
> In article >,
> dsi1 > wrote:
>
>> Please inform your king of our arrival in about 2 months. No need to make a
>> big deal about it. A small, simple, luau for around 500 Hawaiians would be fine.
>
> There's no need to inform him. If you arrive in The People's Republic
> of California, you will be given much weed on the shore (first contact
> is free) and become too stoned to move after a mile. You will be
> embraced, absorbed, your possessions seized, and you will be led to
> believe that you won.

And offered a nice place on the street to veg out on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7HozzSGakA
>
> [ObFood] I'm using my oven's self-clean feature tonight. Two years
> worth of incinerating food doesn't smell too good all at once.
> Meh...kinda about food.
>
> leo
>