"Kate Connally" > wrote in message
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> ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
>>
>> (AP) -- Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new
>> discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.
>>
>> The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery
>> of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price,
>> in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to
>> throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there
>> is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing
>> at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right
>> name is important." So, here we go:
>>
>> The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:
>>
>> 12. Chateau Traileur Parc
>> 11. White Trashfindel
>> 10. Big Red Gulp
>> 9. Grape Expectations
>> 8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
>> 7. NASCARbernet
>> 6. Chef Boyardeaux
>> 5. Peanut Noir
>> 4. Chateau des Moines
>> 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
>> 2. World Championship Riesling
>>
>> And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...
>>
>> 1. Nasti Spumante
>>
>> The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with white meat
>> (possum) and red meat (squirrel).
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Too funny!