On 2018-01-30 5:47 PM, Broce wrote:
> On Tue, 30 Jan 2018 17:42:17 -0500, Dave Smith
> > wrote:

>>> Also, it's not like there is that much else to look at in a
>>> supermarket queue, unless you're into checkout chicks.
>>>
>>
>> Yes, but then there is the possibility that they will pick up a copy of
>> the National Enquirer and dash my fantasies.
>
> I had to look that up because National Enquirer sounds quite
> respectable, but I get it
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Enquirer
>

There is nothing respectable about a the National Enquirer. It is a
cheap tabloid with lots of articles about celebrities and UFOs. In his
introduction to one of his songs. John Prine talked about how how liked
reading the National Enquirer because it made him feel feel closer to God.