<http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5350857/Scientists-say-chemical-McDonalds-chips-cures-BALDNESS.html>

Dimethlypolysiloxane, a chemical that McDonalds uses in their fries,
cures baldness. So all ye hair challenged rfc'ers: to McDonalds!

And it tastes great too. Dimethlypolysiloxane, yumm!