ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
>
> (AP) -- Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new
> discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.
>
> The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery
> of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price,
> in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to
> throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there
> is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing
> at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right
> name is important." So, here we go:
>
> The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:
>
> 12. Chateau Traileur Parc
> 11. White Trashfindel
> 10. Big Red Gulp
> 9. Grape Expectations
> 8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
> 7. NASCARbernet
> 6. Chef Boyardeaux
> 5. Peanut Noir
> 4. Chateau des Moines
> 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
> 2. World Championship Riesling
>
> And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...
>
> 1. Nasti Spumante
>
> The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with white meat
> (possum) and red meat (squirrel).

ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
>
> (AP) -- Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new
> discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.
>
> The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery
> of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price,
> in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to
> throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there
> is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing
> at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right
> name is important." So, here we go:
>
> The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:
>
> 12. Chateau Traileur Parc
> 11. White Trashfindel
> 10. Big Red Gulp
> 9. Grape Expectations
> 8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
> 7. NASCARbernet
> 6. Chef Boyardeaux
> 5. Peanut Noir
> 4. Chateau des Moines
> 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
> 2. World Championship Riesling
>
> And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...
>
> 1. Nasti Spumante
>
> The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with white meat
> (possum) and red meat (squirrel).

Hilarious! I love Chef Boyardeaux!
Did you make up the list or was that from the
article?

Kate

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Goldfish: “The wholesome snack that smiles back,
Until you bite their heads off.”
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