On Mon, 30 Apr 2018 12:59:52 +1000, Bruce >
wrote:

>I can just see you in front of the TV, eating a microwave dinner and
>sucking coca cola through a straw.

Sorry, but THAT isn't me.

I do eat microwaved things, I drink diet soda, but not through a
straw.

Oh, and I DON'T even have a couch, I sit at my desk in a desk chair
working, when I'm not sleeping.