On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 04:23:15 -0500, "jmcquown"
> wrote:
[snip]
> I recall one table I served. [..] This guy decided
> to impress his date by handing me a $20 [..] Of
> course, then his buddy was not to be outdone
> in front of his date.
[snip]

"A fool and his money are soon parted."

Dueling wallets and idiots; I loved serving those type of
customers.

Of course, I also enjoyed the senior citizens that would come up to
the station, usually in front of my manager and tip me four bits
with comments like, "Best service we've ever had here!" That was
money I didn't have prior and could immediately bank. My section
was never empty and I never worried about "losing" money.

The Ranger