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Hank Rogers[_2_]

wrote:
> Ben Oliver wrote:
>> On 2018-07-10, Nancy Young wrote:
>>> Exactly. Less plastic works for me.
>>
>> Same here. 4% of waste is a lot for just straws! Good riddance, I say!
>
> The last time I drank from a straw I was 4-5 years old and it was a
> paper straw, somehow chocolate milk tasted better through a Roy Rogers
> straw. I don't do fast food so I've never tried a plastic straw, and
> I've never done a 2ni or any bar drink through a straw... no barmaid
> has ever brought me a straw with my shot of vodka or pitcher of
> brewski.
>
> I don't order bar drinks that come with a straw, if a bar drink comes
> with a straw it's one of those sweet fruity drinks typically offered
> at *** bars... I've never seen men at a bar sucking their drink
> through a straw, real men don't use straws... however faggots will
> suck anything/anyone, they don't even need a name.
>
> Sometimes in the middle of the night I wake up thirsty and only a can
> of gingerale will do, no straw, straight from the can... there's
> always a few cans of gingerale in the fridge, for middle of the night
> thirst quenchers.
>
> Only time I used a plastic straw it was a ballpoint pen barrel to
> shoot spitballs at my cutsey big bosomed 7th grade teacher's butt.
> Wasn't til many years later I learned that she knew if was me and that
> she condidered my attraction to her voluptuousness a complement but
> she was already taken.
>
>

Popeye, yoose sure knows everything about dem faggots and wimmens too.

Yoose the greatest nun humping SOB *ever*