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On 2018-07-11 11:53 AM, Gary wrote:
> Dave Smith wrote:
>>
>> I once
>> got into trouble for a stupid prank. There was a cute girl seated in
>> front of me and her pig tails were often resting on my desk. Opportunity
>> knocks once but temptation leans on the door bell. I dipped the end of
>> her right pigtail into my ink pot. I don't think she realized that but
>> she probably sensed that something was a miss and jerked her head
>> forward, ripping her pig tail from my 10 year old fingers and onto her
>> immaculately clean white blouse.

>
> Oh horse crap! Pants on fire, Dave! You never did that, you lying
> POS. That old story had been going around forever on movies and
> books about the old days. I have read so many stories about
> "dipping a girl's pigtail in the ink well." Kiss my ass!
>
> You are so busted with this phony story. Try again. Do not pass
> Go, do not collect $200.
>



No. I am not busted. It happened. I got into a lot of trouble over it.