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Hank Rogers[_2_]

wrote:
> On Mon, 23 Jul 2018 10:21:41 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton
> > wrote:
>
>> On Monday, July 23, 2018 at 1:06:35 PM UTC-4, Dave Smith wrote:
>>> On 2018-07-23 12:15 PM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>> On Monday, July 23, 2018 at 12:01:51 PM UTC-4, Sheldon wrote:
>>>
>>>>> We didn't special order our bedroom set but as soon as we spotted that
>>>>> padded headbord we simultaneously said that's what we need. My wife
>>>>> has a special utilitarian lamp because she also knits in bed. Neither
>>>>> of us reads in bed, the bathroom is our library.
>>>>
>>>> My legs would go to sleep. I read a lot.
>>>
>>>
>>> There are a number of magazines who keep their articles short enough
>>> that people can finish them in a trip to the toilet.
>>
>> Isn't that what the Farmer's Almanac is for?
>> <https://www.almanac.com/>
>>
>> Cindy Hamilton
>
> My wife usually reads magazines, for the past few years she gets free
> books from the public library in CD format, those she listens to while
> driving.
> I do crosswords, that's my bathroom material. And even though they
> have web sites we both read mail order catalogues.
>

Lawsy Popeye! Yoose wife listens to books while driving? Old whore ain't
even thinking about the road?

Yoose should get yoose ole wimmens to pay some contenshun to da road,
stead of barreling down da hiway tinking of nothing but the sex novel.

Yoose may have to import some mo (smarter) mestizos from honduras.